July 30

"I'm 134 pounds. I'm a teeny thing.  I work out 1 1/2 hours a day and eat 1600 calories.  I can't stray because I have to fit into these dolphin shorts!  They don't make the material anymore.  It's flammable.  So people send me their old pairs.  I have 300 and wash them by hand." - Richard Simmons